It’s been over 50 years now since the
debut of the beloved Rankin and Bass stop-motion Christmas special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and yet
its signature charm has stood the test of time. I’d guess that its popularity
remains because of its quirky songs and cast of characters combined with its
limited and iconic form of stop-motion and the magical and somewhat bizarre
laws of physics that makes the world of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer so
original. When it comes to the physics of this film, there’s an awful lot
happening that just isn’t plausible or realistic by any regards. In this film
we see reindeer take to the skies, characters with body composition that allows
them to break physical laws and strange behavior of ice and snow.
Perhaps the most important feature of
Santa’s reindeer are their ability to fly. No part of his gift delivering
operation would be possible if he didn’t have his crew of eight flying reindeer.
It also happens to be the most obvious way the laws of physics are broken in
this film. Reindeer being able to fly breaks the law of gravity because
reindeer bodies aren’t actually equipped with the ability to resist the forces
of gravity. These reindeer don’t appear to have any special physical features
like wings or propulsion systems in their hooves so it doesn’t make any sense
that they’d be flying around. Another interesting thing about the reindeer in
this film is that it seems only male deer have the gift of flight. None of the
does leave the ground and nobody seems to be waiting for them. The male deer
start to develop their ability of flight around early puberty and even get
flying lessons in school. Although they all can fly, it takes some practice to
fly comfortably just like it did to begin walking. All young male deer
eventually leave the ground and Rudolph is no exception.
Another interesting thing about the
physics in this film is that it allows for certain creatures’ body compositions
to defy the natural laws of physics. For example, the abominable snow monster’s
body allows for it to bounce to great heights. This is very unusual because its
molecular structure shouldn’t allow for much bouncing at all. This is because
of all the inner structures such as bones and organs that would get completely
destroyed from an impact such as falling off a high cliff. Even if it could
bounce a bit, the shape of its body and texture of its fur shouldn’t allow it
to bounce anywhere near the height from which it fell. Our main character Rudolph’s body features an anomaly
which is necessary for the story. Rudolph has a red nose which lights up from
the inside, much like a lightbulb. His nose emits light with enough power to
slice through dense fog and help Santa navigate out of the Arctic skies. In
reality, the brighter his nose the harder it would be to see through fog. This
is because light merely reflects off the particles in fog and this light
bounces back to the eye. If his nose were incredibly bright it would allow
Santa and his reindeer to see more fog particles and with greater intensity
which would make the journey even more difficult. Rudolph is the only reindeer
on record to have been born with a glowing nose like his. Bioluminescence could
be the cause of such a nose but its immense power shouldn’t be possible unless
it was some sort of high powered lightbulb. Another cast of characters which
defy the natural laws are Yukon Cornelius’s sled dog pack. His pack consists of
small lap dogs which under no circumstances should have the strength to pull a
sled with Yukon, Hermey and Rudolph through the snow. These little dogs display
incredible abilities and make it look astoundingly easy. In the real world it
would probably be considered animal cruelty to demand such a task from nothing
more than a few small lap dogs.
The snow and ice in this movie is
rather strange as well and breaks numerous physical laws. The most obvious
example is the fact that snow in this world has the ability to come to life. The
narrator, Sam the snowman is a wise old being made of snow who started his life
as a cloud. There’s no explanation given on how snow can become a living
creature and this is probably the biggest physical law breaker in the film. In
reality, snow is an inanimate substance composed of H2O molecules and these
molecules alone are not sufficient for becoming sentient life (as we know it).
Certainly not capable of becoming a personable narrator with a senior aged man’s
disposition. Sam is the only being of snow in the film and it is unclear if he
is some sort of incredible anomaly or if there are more snow beings that wander
the land. It is also a mystery if he became an animate being after or before
the cloud he started as made the transition into snow. Another interesting
feature of the snow is that it packs incredibly quickly. For example, when
Hermey is singing in “We’re a Couple of Misfits” he sculpts a fairly accurate
portrait of his boss in less than a second. I would attribute this to his skill
but the snow would realistically require more time packing to get it to hold in
such specific shapes.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a quirky and endearing film that really isn’t too
physically accurate. Luckily, a lot of this film’s charm comes from these inaccuracies
and the films main character Rudolph is so iconic thanks to his physically
impossible nose. Whether it be flying reindeer, bouncing beasts or an anthropomorphic snowman, there’s a lot in this film that requires a high level
of suspension of disbelief if one hopes to enjoy its colorful cast and timeless
themes. I’ve made the leap into the physically impossible and enjoyed every
minute of this holiday classic.
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